The Night Of Gopesh And Lurch

All we wanted to do was party......


But that dream was quickly dashed by the tag team duo from Alpha Ki Eighty, Gopesh and Lurch.

The night started off like another other on a weekend with the raucous crew of friends. We were all out trying to celebrate Joey Cogs (from shows) birthday. Walking down Linden St. our eyes grew wide at the mass sea of party peoples gathered. Instead of going into the crowded group of dudes wearing Fox Racing t shirts, why not go to the smaller party?

That's where the trouble began....

Upon our blocked entrance, a small Indian kid comes out screaming threats. "Hey man, I'm Stephen" trying to be cordial. No dice. As he explains that his name is Gopesh and he is a part of Alpha Ki Eighty. For some reason Gopesh decided that we were Boston University freshman. "What are you? Freshman? Class of 2011?" He said mockingly. We all knew we were in trouble when Gopesh called a buddy over to grab Lurch from the party going on inside. The taunts from the party goers were getting louder with each second passing as Lurch got closer. The moment of truth came....

"Hey Brah" Joe Cogs was calling Lurch downstairs, not impressed with his 6'4", 160 lb build. "How bout we go shot to shot in the chest?" challenged Joe. He was no match for Lurch. As Gopesh and I argued about who parties harder, a pillow came flying into his head. That was it, time to get out of there. Did you think I wanted to get fucked up by Lurch? No way. Not that night. After being punked out by Lurch, I have spent many a night searching the streets of Boston. Revenge is what I seek. Screaming his name and banging on Gopeshs' window with bed frames and assorted trash. I'll find Lurch one day. And victory will be mine